My Tinder date flaked on me again — second time in a week. So I told myself, screw it, I’ll spend the night doing something that won’t ghost me. That’s how I landed on
Lukki Casino. I saw it in a meme about how even slot machines treat Canadians better than people. Logged in, spun once, won small, and got a weird thrill I haven’t felt since high school makeouts. I might still be single in Canada, but at least these reels don’t leave me hanging.